Celebrity Masterchef?

Let's hope all Saints fans have a sweet tooth.
If the 'Jam Tart' taster is anything to go by, they could be in for a real treat this season.

At the first time of asking, Alan Pardew satisfied the insatiable appetites of the starved.
Demonstrating his potential to be something of a Celebrity Masterchef, the new Southampton manager seemingly took all the usual ingredients, placed them in the mix differently and stirred.

The timer was set at 3 o'clock for 90 minutes, and the heat turned up.
Surprisingly, Saints cooked. Following recipe and instruction, Heart of Midlothian were done.
It was a palatable result. No, it was exceedingly good.

Just maybe, Saints fans really can have their bake and eat it under the expert guidance of Alan Pardew.

The oven failed to work this time against QPR as we would have liked and we were partly baked. AP forgot to turn the team round and so we were done on one side but slightly rare on the other. The team needs basting in an endeavour to maintain an even temperature. Hopefully when we are prepared this time we can add the seasoning as required as well. A little Murty will probably be our first dose.

The culinary puns here are overcooked.



I'll get me coat.

You'll be the smoke alarm then, PU.

;)